Strawberry Freddo Blondes have more fun...

Whilst watching the regular riff raff trot up and down the catwalk this week, I was struck by a particulary delicious strawberry blonde....no.... make that....Strawberry Freddo blonde....

Charlotte Free has a head full of delicious fondant coloured locks....and for that, I appreciate her.

Marchesa S/S 2012

Jeremy Scott S/S 2012

Red Carpet Roulette

With New York Fashion week making a wrap and...low and behold, the Emmy's taking place on Sunday (Monday Australia time), It is my favourite part of the season when Stylists are now hip and shouldering each other out of the way in a mad bid to secure the perfect gown for their celebrity clients (Dry cleaners literally rake it up this time of year removing the blood stains)

So will it be 'lady Luck' or just plain 'lady...Fuck....what was she thinking' when it comes to the final ensemble sauntering into the Emmy's?

 

Here are some front runners from New York S/S 2012.... 

All bets are on as to which side they will come out on...

Badgley Mischka

Carolina Herrera



Calkin Klein Collection





Ralph Lauren



Chado Ralph Rucci



Marchesa



Oscar de la Renta



Prabal Gurung





So You Think You Can Dance?

Alber Elbaz was talking shit about me the other day so we settled it with a good ol'fashioned dance-off.

Sadly I Lost.

Turns out nobody is doing the Running Man anymore and my Jazz Hands didnt quite help...

You win this round Elbaz

Deed Poll on speed dial

Top Four reasons to change my name to Anna...

Three editors and a leggy lady... i'm touting it as the next fashion based sitcom....

Anna Wintour

Editor Of Vogue U.S

Anna Piaggi

Contributor to Vogue Italia

Anna Dello Russo

Editor at Large Vogue Japan

Anna Selezneva

Russian born model

Kings as Queens

You can’t help but feel slightly less than fabulous when you are in the same room as a drag queen. 

First of all, all eyes are on her.   Mainly because the hair and make –up are more woman than you will ever be...not to mention the outfit...it’s likely to be a combination of body con, colour, risque, and sequins... in most cases, all four. 

Yes, that’s right,  In the company of a drag queen you are going to wish you made a little extra effort, god knows, they did... and they have the balls (quite literally...unless post-op) to tell you, you should have. 

Here are the four fabulous ladies we hope we are never in the same room as.

RuPaul

 

‘you....better.....work’

She has had a stage show, a music career, Television show, nothing can stop this one woman drag queen movement. 

Rupaul came into mainstream in the early 90's with her talk-show, but is now hosting the very fabulous 'Rupaul's Drag Race' and the behind the queens look into the competition 'Rupaul's Drag Race: Untucked' in which Queens vie for the title of America's next Drag Superstar. 

My favourite part is when contestants have a cocktail or two as they await judgment in the ‘interior illusions’ lounge or when two contestants battle it out by 'lip Syncing for their lives' which has seen many a queen lose their weave from cyclonic twirling or a fierce, eye watering, full split.

I'll give it to Ru, She's concise with the advice...put simply,

'Dont Fuck it up'

Courtney Act

 

When rejected from Australian idol, Shane Janek did didn’t get mad, he didn’t even get even, he just came back as the Fabulous Courtney Act and got voted in.

Sadly the winner that year was .... (who? or should I say 'who cares?' ) but it hasn’t stopped Courtney from cementing a career in heels.  

With a number of touring stage shows and appearances, the divine Ms Act is also the face for sheer cover infomercials. And who better to get make up advice from than a drag queen? In queens we trust ladies.

Chloe

'Schtopp...I'm afraid I've mislead you with my sarcastic eye shadow and renaissance feather blouse by Alejandro Nisheyoki...'

Her quips about fashion, style, culture and being an 'It' girl have personally helped navigate my way through life.

Not only have have I discovered who is in, who is out and what should be on the menu at the time, but it has recently come to my attention that I,  mis-pronounce. 

Words such as toast (toe-ast) , barbecue (bar-beh-kwa), birthday (birth-dee) and spring (sch-pring) have all been given new life. 

I now know better.

Thank-you Chloe for Helping guide me through the mine-field that is life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LRITaHUbI&feature=related

 

Dame Edna

 

As a child, Dame Edna was the embodiment of everything I wanted to be.... fabulous, a simple housewife with the ability to look down on others with such panache not to mention the never-ending supply of Gladiolas ...I mean...where do I sign up? She is literally An institution.... and did you see those glasses? I think we all know where Prada took cue from with the Baroque curlicue shades...

Make-up brand Mac also bowed to this queen by creating a line of  products in her name. I personally enjoyed the names 'Kanga-rouge' lipstick, 'Possum Nose pink' lip gloss and 'Varicose Violet' Nail polish. Nothing like a shade of polish to match your varicose veins....This Queen has thought of everything.

Golden Girls

Forget adopting seventeen Malawian babies, I’ll leave that to old lips and gristle.   I want to adopt someone more established.
Why have a rubbery cheese slice when you can have an aged Gouda instead......are you picking up what I am putting down?

So yes...it’s true...after much deliberation, I am expecting...oh god no...not pregnant....you couldn’t get me near a woman’s Coco if you paid me...but yes, its true, I'm adopting fabulous women of the golden variety.

I'm predicting it to be the next big thing...and quite frankly, it’s easy.  Bugger all that red tape and bureaucratic paperwork, I’ll leave that for old mate Ange and Madge. All you need to adopt a fabulous elderly lady is an open ear, an opinion and piping hot cup of tea. 

Muses. Fashion forecasters. Ladies who lunch. boutique owners.   Golden women who know good clothing and how to wear it well.  Introducing my top five adoptees

Lynn Dell Cohen A.K.A  The Countess of Glamour

ORIGIN: New York, U.S.A

AGE: 77

OCCUPATION: Boutique Owner

Now, on a recent expedition to New York I was lucky enough to stumble (and I mean stumble, it was raining hard and I was wearing pretty swish shoes that look great but have no grip...fashion = pain right?) upon Mrs Cohen’s store ‘Boutique Off Broadway”.

Her boutique on the Upper West Side is an Aladdin’s cave of colour excitement and drama with a mix of new design and Vintage clothing.  Lynn Designs and sources a lot of the pieces herself and has done for the last 42 years. 
As the Dulcet tones of one Ms Barbara Streisand played in the background (papa can you hear me?) I sifted through racks of exciting colour, bold shapes and over the top statement jewellery, I felt as though I was in the wardrobe department of ‘The Nanny’.
She lets it be known that just because you get old, you shouldn’t have to resort to leisure suits to get by on the streets on N.Y.  Her slogan is ‘New York is a fashion show and we should dress for the theatre of our lives’...now isn’t that just fabulous?  High kicks ladies.


Visit Lynn's website http://www.boutiqueoffbroadway.com/

Iris Apfel

ORIGIN: New York, U.S.A

AGE: 88...she owns it

OCCUPATION: Enigma of style

We are quite sure that pint size blogger Tavi is just an elaborate copycat...it’s flattering, but Tavi love, there is only one Iris Apfel.  Her trademark over sized glasses enter the room before she does, and you are quite sure that she may just falter under the weight of them, not to mention her fabulous, and extensive, use of over sized jewellery pieces.  ‘I worship at the church of the accessory’...I want to put her in my pocket right now.

I give you the Irreverent Iris Apfel.  She’s like the elderly equivalent of Ms Frizzle from the cartoon and Book series ‘The Magic Schoolbus’.  The way she puts together outfits is intelligent, witty, original and exciting. 

Impeccable sums it up.  So much so that the Metropolitan Museum of Art created an exhibition and book around her whole ethos of dressing. 

Tavi’s of the world take note. 

Gitte Lee

ORIGIN: Denmark


AGE: Fabulous


OCCUPATION: Timeless model

She has that eternally chic look about her....the type you grow into, not purchase.  Phoebe Philo was wise to this and snapped up Gitte for her print campaign as the embodiment of all things Celine.  Of course this is nothing new for Lee, who started out as a model in Denmark in nineteen....well...a Lady never reveals her age...it does however prove that once a model, always a model...we just hope that some models don’t catch on to this...

And another interesting nugget on Gitte is that she is in fact wife of Christopher Lee, the actor, usually a villain...you know...star wars... Lord Of The Rings... to mention a few....   Turns out living the model lifestyle pays off....Ladies, you can have it all.

Anna Piaggi

ORIGIN: The mind of god..

AGE: Anna has no age....she just exists

OCCUPATION: Contributor to Vogue Italia and Front Row fixture

Style Icon.

Anna Piaggi owns this title.  No two ways about it.  There are only a handful of people who can get away with such fusion of style... Ms Piaggi is one of them.    Creation of such a look takes a particularly trained eye, and luckily enough My Piaggi has two of them.

She has her core essentials of course.

Blue wave fringe, check.
Jauntily placed hat (undoubtedly a Stephen Jones number. They’re close friends of course) Check.  Fingerless leather gloves and cane. Check. Check.
Stained lip, blush and blue eyeliner, Check. Check and check. Good to go.

But let’s get down to business. not only does she look good, Her knowledge and influence of all things fashion have made her, as close friend Manolo Blahnik puts it, ‘one of the last great authorities on frocks’ With, Kaiser Karl also considered on the in.
She takes her position at Vogue Italia very seriously and her double page spreads are considered as one of the most succinct fashion barometers in the industry. 

Betty Cartroux

Origin: Paris


Age: Like a fine wine


Occupation: Muse


If Paris were a Lady, Betty Catroux would be her. 

She has lived the charmed life of a Parisian model, starting out in the Chanel cabine as a favourite of Coco.   She didn’t do catwalk for long at Chanel but said she learnt a lot from the dame herself.  

It was later in a Parisian nightclub that Yves Saint Laurent saw her across the room and enchanted by her androgynous look, asked her to walk for him (I get similar offers all the time)
She shot him down with a flat ‘non’. From that day on the two were inseparable, he loved the fact that she didn’t care who he was, she became his best friend and muse.  The two lived very full and dramatic lives, frequenting the highest of highs and lowest of lows. One low period resulting in the two sharing a stint in rehab.

She was there for him in the good and the bad and ultimately was one of the few people by his side when he passed away.  Her style has inspired countless designers, none more so than Tom Ford in his role at YSL.

The Tourist

Only because I am slightly obsessed with Alexander McQueens body of work, I strongly recommend that you watch the tour of his retrospective held at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art, narrated by Andrew Bolton, The curator of the Costume Institute.   Click the link below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg0HwLAJyV0